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September 5th
So I had a really busy day today and I decided to record a video: Here’s the pictures that should accompany said video: mmmmmmmm MEAT AND CHEESE AND CARBS AND ALSO CHEESE This would be my idea to...
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September 6th
I am uncomfortably tired right now. 6 hours of sleep last night and up for 18 as of now….I’m not 22 so this is a problem. I have to get into work tomorrow morning as well so I’m going to just post...
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September 7th
Here’s a stupid thing I’m going to do. It’s called sad story/happy story. I’m going to post something sad and then make up for it with something not sad. Ready, GO: My friend Jen put this as her...
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September 8th
Sometimes internet comments are really funny to me. Take this one for example. The article was about “This is the End” getting back into theaters to try to eclipse the 100 million dollar mark. If you...
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September 9th
I used 93.12% of my willpower today at 9:30 by telling someone to have a nice day instead of beating them to coma. I was going to say beating them to death but that’s really harsh. So coma it is. That...
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I feel like that’s a proper intro… That is/This is Millie: Here’s the story: I was down in North Judson doing an estimate today and Millie was under a bench. That bench happened to be at the estimate...
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September 11th
That’s the only Twitter joke for today because I was far too busy with this girl: She rides with me on estimates from up front…but sometimes she likes to relax like this: She also likes to joke...
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September 12th
Nine days to go til the big show…til this willpower month is over…til I can have a cocktail…til a lot of things… I have to pick up the pace on a few of these so I can get them done before this is all...
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September 13th
FINALLY, someone is finding me online the right way. RAOK today was to bring my friend Ambica some Mucho Mas! I live in LaPorte, Ambica lives in Valparaiso with my bff Tim. They be married. They just...
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September 14th
SUPER late post…I’m falling asleep writing so don’t judge this one! Or do. Actually, do judge this one. Harshly. I just got back from seeing my friend Kelli perform in a play! She nailed it. I laughed...
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September 15th
I had my second improv class tonight and I laughed really hard quite a few times during it, so we’re making progress. Improv is soooo much harder than I thought. I have even more respect for guys that...
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September 16th
You guys. Holy shit, you guys. You guys, holy shit! I went through the “jokes” that I wrote like 10 years ago (the ones I found in the trunk that was at my parents’ house) before I even had one thought...
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September 17th
I’m so busy trying to get everything in these last few days! Millie is trying to make this difficult. Example #1: Millie is trying to make me look like Edward James Olmos Example #2: Example #3:...
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September 18th
So that happened. Also, if you ever do an event, just put the tickets online and make people buy them there. I’ve definitely had more than a few people beg me to hold onto their tickets and not sell...
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September 19th
Sooooooo this morning Mr. Larry (pictured here): decided he had had enough of my shit and he took a LEAP out of my arms when he was still a good 2 feet off the ground. This resulted in what the vet is...
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September 20th
Well we made it. We’re here. The big show is tomorrow. I’m not nervous at all. I’m just so flippin excited. As it turns out, this is my 200th blog post. So that tied a nice little bow on things didn’t...
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September 21-22
Wow. That’s the only word I need to describe the event. Just….wow. The show went off perfectly. Everyone enjoyed themselves, the comics were hilarious, the volunteers were great, and we raised right...
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November 5th (Day 20)
You guys, I had zero time to do much today. Millie decided to dump what I can only describe as something “not consistent with normal poop” in her kennel this morning and it got pretty much everywhere....
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November 6th (Day 21)
Between 263-266LBS That’s what two different scales told me today, so I have no idea where I’m really at, which is weird, but I know that’s less than where I started at 274 or 276 or whatever that...
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November 7th (Day 22)
Really short post tonight. I’m exhausted and it’s super late. Twitter Jokes…So there is a show called @midnight on comedy central where they ask people to tweet out funny pun type tweets based on their...
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