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November 8th (Day 23)
Short post because I worked all day and went to the comedy club to MC tonight, annnnnnnd I just got home. Dats a long day. Nailed the Nike Fuel today: I stayed up a little after I blogged and wrote a...
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November 9th (Day 24)
It’s 1 am. Just walked in the door from the comedy club. So much fun, but I don’t remember the last time I was this tired. I’ll update big tomorrow. GOODNIGHT!
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November 10th (Day 25) HALF WAY!
First things first, my friend Deanna posted my picture of me in the Thor costume at the Thor movie to reddit.com and it’s currently getting a lot of “upvotes”. I’m learning everything reddit today, and...
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November 11th (Day 26)
So much to talk about! I was on reddit yesterday and it was AMAZING. It felt like it was my birthday. I had such a great time! I was offered marriage, and thanks, and compliments! And also this: Every...
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November 12th (Day 27)
After my fun with technology (reddit/Twitter) yesterday, I realized that I have tech ADD. I look at and read so many different articles every night before I go to bed that my brain is swimming. I’m...
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November 13th (Day 28)
Ben Fall Down. Ben Go Boom. Ben at 22, the next day: Ben today: I feel f****ng terrible. Everything is so sore it feels like I was caned. I just wrote that and thought of my Twitter joke: I...
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November 14th (Day 29)
I took this of Millie today: Just kidding, that’s not Millie…BUT MAN that is something she would do. Take a look at this: That’s pretty good stuff. Today I worked and came home and I don’t feel very...
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April 20th, 2014
I realize it’s been quite a while since I’ve put anything on here. My last attempt at shape getting in (see, I don’t even know how to say it) was shut down due to injury, and then I just kind...
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April 21st, 2014
I’ve been drinking 5 hour energy shots, monsters, diet sodas, regular sodas, milkshakes, lemonades, and any other sugary horrible for you drinks you can think of for the past five months. Today I had...
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April 23rd, 2014
Three days in, and so far, I’m not dead. Who knew that you could survive without alcohol and wings? I guess I’m not Bender from Futurama after all… Yesterday I went from home to truck to work to...
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April 28th
So far so good. I’ve managed to go 8 full days with nothing to drink but water, and I’ve made all of my “meals” myself. I put meals in quotes because I’ve been eating a lot of sandwiches, and not...
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May 5th 2014
and I’m about 20 pounds down (thought it was 25, but I was bad at meth math) Oh, also I just wrote that^^^ and then I spent the next 5 minutes thinking about and researching a terrible throwaway joke...
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May 13th, 2014
23 Days! I’m down between 25-30 pounds depending on the time of day/night, so that’s something. I’ve been really trying to branch out from sandwiches, so here’s some of the stuff I’ve been folding up...
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May 31st, 2014
Welp, it’s been 41 days since I’ve started, and I’m still going strong. Only water errrryday. 2000 or so calories errryday. Making all my meals myself. I’ve lost about 40 pounds. Those first couple...
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December 8th
I mean, it’s not totally gone. I’m still down 5 pounds. It’s like when you go to the casino, and then you win 3,000 dollars, and then you lose 2,993 dollars. You just tell everyone, “I WENT TO THE...
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December 9th
1-6. Woke up at 5:30. Treadmill for 30 minutes. Took off clothes. Started shower. Fell Asleep on bed. Woke up 30 minutes later. Realized shower water would no longer be hot. Fantasized water might...
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December 10th
I had a Christmas party to go to tonight, so I’m late to start the blog. Tomorrow morning I’m going to want to murder death kill my alarm clock. Yes, that’s a Demolition Man reference. WE DON’T HAVE...
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December 11th
1. Wake up by 5:30am every weekday and 7:30am every weekend day. Done. Do you know what hurts? All the things. 2. Eat breakfast everyday. Literally 3 scoops of cottage cheese because I almost forgot...
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December 12th
Today was an extremely busy day in which I did absolutely everything on my list. ^Status at 5:15am I actually did the math (33×365) on my phone this morning in bed…I can’t believe I didn’t accidentally...
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12-13-14
I’m not proofreading. I’ts Late and i’m tire. The LIST: Wake up by 5:30am every weekday and 7:30am every weekend day. Done – today was work though so it was pretty easy to wake up earlier than I...
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