and I’m about 20 pounds down (thought it was 25, but I was bad at ~~meth~~ math) Oh, also I just wrote that^^^ and then I spent the next 5 minutes thinking about and researching a terrible throwaway joke to tweet: The research part of that was to make sure the actual money for grams made sense. I don’t know how many meth addicts follow me on Twitter, but I don’t need those people correcting me on shit. I’ve got enough going on. ANYWAY So yeah, it’s been 15 days and I’m down some weight and I feel better and blah blah blah

WE HAD KYLE KINANE AT THE COMEDY CLUB LAST NIGHT.

He was fucking hilarious. Just wow and wow. He’s also wickedly smart, gracious, affable, and just fun to be around. There was a very drunk woman that came up to him after the show and stated, “I want to dump my boyfriend and be with you.” Her boyfriend was standing right next to her. So, Kinane is on a completely different level than most other headliners I’ve seen in my life, and I was just awestruck by how great he really is at the craft. Now that I’m not whittling away the hours like…. …I’ve been making myself dinners and lunches and sometimes breakfasts (breakfast is still mainly in protein bar form). So here’s a video of me making a pizza for myself FOR NO REASON AT ALL. I mean, there’s no reason for the video of it, obviously there’s a reason I made the pizza. The reason was to eat the pizza. Ugh. Duh.

Out of the oven and before I made it an entrant in the contest “Fastest food stuffed in Ben’s taste hole”:

Here’s the best part. 1/2 of that pizza was about 445 calories. Calories in a comparable 1/2 a pizza from the Hut or Dominos or something 1250…so you know, that’s a thing. I’m still drinking only water, it’s just the routine now. I don’t miss soda, beer, or anything else really. The whole gout situation has really put a damper on walking daily thing, but I’m still pretty active everyday at work so I feel okay about it. I’m having more blood work run the week of the 18th so the doc is going to check my uric acid levels and everything and I guess we’ll see what’s what.

Oh yeah, lastly…my buddy Jon Baldizon did this little awesomeness of me: