So much to talk about!
I was on reddit yesterday and it was AMAZING. It felt like it was my birthday. I had such a great time!
I was offered marriage, and thanks, and compliments! And also this:
Every time I read it I laugh. Especially the “them tight assess” part. SO GREAT.
ALSO!
That’s the real Penn Jillette…and he’s following me on Twitter!*
*because I paid him
Ok, so he’s trying to raise money HERE or rather, he has raised money, to make a movie. I helped! I helped enough that he is now following me on Twitter for a year. YES, this was a drunk purchasing decision that I absolutely do not regret. Penn Jillette gets it. He and Teller have been doing awesome things for a long time, but I LOVED their show BULLSHIT. It was grand.
TWITTER JOKE! (For Penn!)
On the comedy scene, I’ve put together a show at a local bar here in town to showcase some of the talent we have in South Bend over here. It’s this Saturday and it’s going to be FUN!
I’m stoked.
ALSO! @midnight came out with a new Twitter contest that I decided was a good idea:
I don’t think they are amazing, but I do think they are pretty good if you are trying to come up with things as fast as you can.
The Indiana Jones one is my favorite.
PS…my dog now does this:
She’s great.
I just looked at the clock and it’s super late.
Here’s the things:
Even though I thought I ran around a lot today…who knew!
I ate nothing today, literally nothing. Then I went to Wings ETC with Cary and Erin to hear about their Vegas trip…I had a salad.
I ate three bites.
Half a tomato, half a green pepper, like a whole cucumber slice…some other horribleness…
I hate salads. I tried to do it, it was just the worst.
I don’t think that eating healthy means you should hate your life. I ordered wings DIRECTLY AFTER.
The wings were good.
I remember when I ordered the salad thinking: “Just suck it up, it’s not that bad”
Yeah, it’s that bad.
I’d rather not eat than eat veggies. HashtagTruth!
I’m still trying to figure out the rest of this stuff….
I’ll have a good plan tomorrow.
GOODNIGHT!
